You Can Call Me: Katelyn, Lyn, or Lynnie<3
I Like and Will Talk About(if you're interested): Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow, basically any Johnny Depp movies(teehee), Hannah Montana, Disney cute couples(from the old classics), Final Fantasy, random shizz, funny shizz, movies I've watched, books I've read, Youtube being a poophead.
What I Mainly Like to Do: Make videos for Youtube, write fanfiction, draw, watch T.V. (new movies and JD movies), swim, go in the pool, hang out with friends and TALK. and eat.<3
Current Residence: The Black Pearl
deviantWEAR sizing preference: uh what?
Print preference: Large<3
Favourite genre of music: Pop, rock
Favourite photographer: Trish!!
Favourite style of art: cartoons! and Anime, they look cool(:
Operating System: COMPOOPER
MP3 player of choice: like iPod?
Shell of choice: huh?
Wallpaper of choice: JACK SPARROW BITCHESS
Skin of choice: Any
Favourite cartoon character: Squidward<3
Personal Quote: "That is so Jacked Up" "Please that is enough" "Slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!" "Lift it like a ladies skirt!" "Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!" "A touch of destiny." "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT<3" "Why is the rum gone?" "How about a shave?" SWEENEYTODD FTW
Adeppt - Having memorized all the dialogue to one of Johnny's movies
Deppartmentalize ... to divide your JD pictures into organized groups
Depparture ... logging off of any Johnny related site
Deppartee ... one who has logged off
Deppendable ... your closest JDOCD friends
Deppendency ... The inability to survive one day without hearing the name "Depp"
Deppendent variable ... the anticipated increase in revenue from a film, conditional on Johnny signing on for it
Deppict ... to draw or paint a likeness of Johnny
Deppigmentation ... the draining of colour from a fan's face when he/she meets Johnny
Deppler Radar ... the inherent radar inside a Depp fan that signals Johnny is in the vicinity
Deppletion ... what happens to all of your JD files when your computer crashes
Depplomat ... what you have to be in dealing with friends and family who are freaking out about your raging JDOCD
Depplorable ... any delay in the release of a highly anticipated Depp film
Deppamine ... neurotransmitter in the central nervous system, retina and sympathetic ganglia, acting within the brain, whenever an image of Johnny is viewed or a thought about Johnny is taking place
Depplore ... any story about Johnny that has been circulating for years
Depployment ... a strategy of JD fans, whereby they split into various groups to better cover any venue where Johnny is scheduled to appear
Depposit ... the adding of a new picture to your files
Depposition ... 1) the sworn testimony of any fan who has a chance encounter with Johnny 2) a well-scouted out location, where a fan feels he/she will have the best chance of getting an autograph, anywhere Johnny is rumoured to be
Deppot ... the location where you keep all of your Johnny DVD's, books and magazines
Depprave ... the uncontrollable ramblings of a sufferer who is excitedly telling someone about Johnny's latest movie
Depprecate ... to express disapproval at the delayed release of a highly anticipated Depp film
Deppreciate ... the appreciation you feel for Johnny bringing such happiness into your life
Deppredation ... the misguided attempts of the friends and family of a JDOCD sufferer, to steal or hide Johnny pictures
Deppressed ... that squished feeling you have whenever you're in a large group of sufferers who are pushing forward, trying to get a picture or autograph of Johnny
Deppression ... usually brought on by lack of access to anything "Depp" related for more than 24 hours
Depprivation ... what a sufferer feels when away on holidays and unable to access any JD websites
Depp Shrine - A room (or area) of one's home that has been completely done in Depp
Deppth Charge ... 1) the initial euphoria experienced when a sufferer hears that Johnny has signed on for a new film. 2) the rushing forward of any crowd of fans, upon the arrival of Johnny at an event
Deppth perception ... similar to the Deppler radar, this is the ability to find Johnny no matter how large the gathering
Double-depping - Watching back-to-back episodes of 21 Jump Street, or any two of Johnny's movies in succession
You know your obsessed with Johnny Depp when...?
1 - You wear your POTC t-shirt to school or in public
2 - When you spend your day at school writing Sweeney Todd lyrics in your notebook
3 - When the most random things remind you of Jack Sparrow
4 - You spend way too much time watching Johnny interviews on Youtube
5 - When you watch Edward Scissor Hands every single time its played on tv even though you have it on DVD and watch it all the time anyway
6 - You know the entire lyrics for Sweeney Todd
7 - When you only listen to your Sweeney Todd soundtrack over and over
8 - When you have contemplated kidnap just so you can spend your day staring at him.
9 - When you own all of his movie and definatly 21 Jump Street.
10 - When you're friends getting annoyed everytime you're talking about Johnny.
11 - When you start screaming in the middle of the station or on school when you see Johnny Depp posters.
12 - When you can relate anything in a conversation to Johnny Depp or a movie that he's been in.
13 - You think his singing voice is sexy
14 - When you have Sweeney Todd songs stuck in your head all day
15 - When your major goal in life is to meet Johnny.
16 - When you think Johnny could have played every role ever made better than the actual actor.
17 - You start singing 'its priest' everytime someone says 'what is that?'
18 - you're gonna name your kids Jack and Lily Rose
19 - you can quote dialogue word for word from various films
20 - you fast forward to the scenes Johnny is in
21 - you stare at his picture on your wall for more than five minutes without realising it.
22 - when you start liking Winona and Kate once they're not with Johnny anymore and still hate Vanessa and always will, should a bus knock her down is when you'll reconsider it.
23 - When you hear 'Johnny', you immediately think of Johnny Depp.
24 - when you really wanna get a sparrow tattoo
25 - when you hate Elizabeth Swann for killing him in POTC
26 - when you hate Keira Knightly for kissing him
27 - when you think Keira should have been with Orlando in POTC just so she wouldn't go near Johnny - whether they were good together or not
28 - When you recommend Sweeney Todd to every single person you know!
29 - you decide it's impossible for him to be a mere human being so you deem him King or a God of some kind
30 - you plot the most bloody and violent deaths of anyone who says one word against him
31 - you force your friends into thinking he's hot or you will actually disown them.
32 - other fellow crazy fangirls are probably scared off by how obsessed you are
33 - you know you're obsessed when you wish you could populate the whole world with Johnny clones! Screw diversity
34 - When you sit down to watch one of his movies, and end up watching 5.