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I'm bored.
2 min read
- Have you ever:
- 1. Skipped class? Yes.
- 2. Done drugs? No.
- 3. Self harmed? No.
- 4. Drank? Yes.
- 5. Shoplifted? Yes.
- 6. Gotten a tattoo? No.
- 7. Broken up with someone? Yes.
- What's your favorite:
- 8. Show? Switched at Birth and Pretty Little Liars
- 9. Movie? Too many to have just one
- 10. Song? We Can't Stop- Miley Cyrus
- 11. Tumblr? Mine.
- 12. Singer/Band? One Direction and Miley Cyrus
- 13. Memory? All of those that I made with you...
- 14. Book? Something Like Fate- Susane Colasanti
- This or that:
- 15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? Invisibility
- 16. Cookies or Cake? Cake
- 17. Twitter or Facebook? Facebook
- 18. Movies or Books? Movies
- 19. Coke or Sprite? Sprite
- 20. Blind or Deaf? Deaf
- 21. Tea or Coffee? Coffee
- What's your:
- 22. Age? 16
- 23. Sign? Scorpio
- 24. Height? 5'2
- 25. Sexual orientation? Straight.
- 26. Shoe size? uhmm like 7
- 27. Religion? Christian
- 28. Longest relationship? like 6 months
- Opinion on:
- 29. Gay rights? Agree.
- 30. Second chances? Agree.
- 31. Long distance relationships? Meh maybe it could work I guess not my thing though
- 32. Abortion? Agree.
- 33. The death penalty? I have no idea where I stand on that honestly
- 34. Marijuana ? Disagree.
- 35. Love? Agree.
- Do you:
- 36. Believe in ghost? No.
- 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? Facing it.
- 38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? Closed.
- 39. Love someone? Yes.
- 40. Still watch cartoons? Yes.
- 41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Not at the moment.
- 42. Like yourself? No.
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I'm bored.
2 min read
- Have you ever:
- 1. Skipped class? Yes.
- 2. Done drugs? No.
- 3. Self harmed? No.
- 4. Drank? Yes.
- 5. Shoplifted? Yes.
- 6. Gotten a tattoo? No.
- 7. Broken up with someone? Yes.
- What's your favorite:
- 8. Show? Switched at Birth and Pretty Little Liars
- 9. Movie? Too many to have just one
- 10. Song? We Can't Stop- Miley Cyrus
- 11. Tumblr? Mine.
- 12. Singer/Band? One Direction and Miley Cyrus
- 13. Memory? All of those that I made with you...
- 14. Book? Something Like Fate- Susane Colasanti
- This or that:
- 15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? Invisibility
- 16. Cookies or Cake? Cake
- 17. Twitter or Facebook? Facebook
- 18. Movies or Books? Movies
- 19. Coke or Sprite? Sprite
- 20. Blind or Deaf? Deaf
- 21. Tea or Coffee? Coffee
- What's your:
- 22. Age? 16
- 23. Sign? Scorpio
- 24. Height? 5'2
- 25. Sexual orientation? Straight.
- 26. Shoe size? uhmm like 7
- 27. Religion? Christian
- 28. Longest relationship? like 6 months
- Opinion on:
- 29. Gay rights? Agree.
- 30. Second chances? Agree.
- 31. Long distance relationships? Meh maybe it could work I guess not my thing though
- 32. Abortion? Agree.
- 33. The death penalty? I have no idea where I stand on that honestly
- 34. Marijuana ? Disagree.
- 35. Love? Agree.
- Do you:
- 36. Believe in ghost? No.
- 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? Facing it.
- 38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? Closed.
- 39. Love someone? Yes.
- 40. Still watch cartoons? Yes.
- 41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Not at the moment.
- 42. Like yourself? No.
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69 Questions~!
3 min read
1. Name: Katelyn
2. Nickname: Kate
3. Elementary school: Bayview
4. Tall or short: shortie
5. Sweats or jeans: Jeans
6. Orange or apple: orange
7. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
8. Eat or drink: eat
9. Piercings: none :/
10. Pepsi or coke: Pepsi.
Have you ever:
11. Been in an airplane: nope
12. Been in a relationship?: yep
13. Been in a car accident?: nope
14. Been in a fist fight?: eh somewhat
Firsts & lasts:
15. First piercing: none
16. First best friend:
17. First award: fastest typer
18. First crush: Nick.
Your future:
45. Want kids?: nope
46. Want to get married?: yes
47. Career?: Director/Screenwriter/Songwriter
Which is better in the opposite gender?:
48. Lips or eyes: eyes
49. Shorter or taller: taller
50. Romantic or spontaneous: both but spontaneous is nice
51. Hook up or relationship: relationship
52. Looks or personality: both
Have you ever...
53. Lost glasses/contacts?: no
54. Snuck out?: yep
55. Held a gun/knife for self defense?: noo
56. Broke someones heart?: yep
57. Been in love?: yep
58. Been arrested?: lol no
Do you believe in;
59. Yourself: yeah
60. Miracles: yeah
61. Love at first sight: yeah
62. Santa: HELLYEAH.
63. Forever & Always: yeah
TRUTHFULLY:
64. Is there one person you really want to be with right now?: Yes. Desperately.
2. Nickname: Kate
3. Elementary school: Bayview
4. Tall or short: shortie
5. Sweats or jeans: Jeans
6. Orange or apple: orange
7. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
8. Eat or drink: eat
9. Piercings: none :/
10. Pepsi or coke: Pepsi.
Have you ever:
11. Been in an airplane: nope
12. Been in a relationship?: yep
13. Been in a car accident?: nope
14. Been in a fist fight?: eh somewhat
Firsts & lasts:
15. First piercing: none
16. First best friend:
17. First award: fastest typer
18. First crush: Nick.
19. First word: "Daddy"
20. Last person you talked to in person: my mom and Kelsey
21. Last person you texted: Katt97
22. Last friend you watched a movie with: Kelsey, Amber, Jolie, Joe and yep I think that's it
23. Last food you ate: goldfish :3
24. Last movie you watched in theaters: The Purge
25. Last song you listened to: Permanent December- Miley Cyrus.
27. Last person you hugged: Kelsey lol
28. Food?: pizza
29. Drink?: sprite
30. Flower?: lillies or lilacs
31. Animal?: PIGS<3
32. Color?: purple
33. Place?: Movies
34. Movie?: Pirates of the Caribbean
35. Subject?: History
Have you ever:
36. Fallen in love with someone?: yep
37. Celebrated Halloween?: uh yeah
38. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone?: yep.
39. Wanted to smack someone upside the head?: yep.
40. Eaten a whole pizza?: yes...goood times<3
41. Did something you regret?: yepyepyep
42. Broke a promise?: ohyes.
43. Hid a secret?: yep.
44. Pretend to be happy?: ohyeah.
20. Last person you talked to in person: my mom and Kelsey
21. Last person you texted: Katt97
22. Last friend you watched a movie with: Kelsey, Amber, Jolie, Joe and yep I think that's it
23. Last food you ate: goldfish :3
24. Last movie you watched in theaters: The Purge
25. Last song you listened to: Permanent December- Miley Cyrus.
27. Last person you hugged: Kelsey lol
28. Food?: pizza
29. Drink?: sprite
30. Flower?: lillies or lilacs
31. Animal?: PIGS<3
32. Color?: purple
33. Place?: Movies
34. Movie?: Pirates of the Caribbean
35. Subject?: History
Have you ever:
36. Fallen in love with someone?: yep
37. Celebrated Halloween?: uh yeah
38. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone?: yep.
39. Wanted to smack someone upside the head?: yep.
40. Eaten a whole pizza?: yes...goood times<3
41. Did something you regret?: yepyepyep
42. Broke a promise?: ohyes.
43. Hid a secret?: yep.
44. Pretend to be happy?: ohyeah.
Your future:
45. Want kids?: nope
46. Want to get married?: yes
47. Career?: Director/Screenwriter/Songwriter
Which is better in the opposite gender?:
48. Lips or eyes: eyes
49. Shorter or taller: taller
50. Romantic or spontaneous: both but spontaneous is nice
51. Hook up or relationship: relationship
52. Looks or personality: both
Have you ever...
53. Lost glasses/contacts?: no
54. Snuck out?: yep
55. Held a gun/knife for self defense?: noo
56. Broke someones heart?: yep
57. Been in love?: yep
58. Been arrested?: lol no
Do you believe in;
59. Yourself: yeah
60. Miracles: yeah
61. Love at first sight: yeah
62. Santa: HELLYEAH.
63. Forever & Always: yeah
TRUTHFULLY:
64. Is there one person you really want to be with right now?: Yes. Desperately.
65. Who your real friends are: they know who they are
66. Who was the last person you text?; Jeff :3
67. Who your best friend?: There's more than one.
68. Boy you trust the most: Joe.
69. Did i lie in Any of these Questions? nah
66. Who was the last person you text?; Jeff :3
67. Who your best friend?: There's more than one.
68. Boy you trust the most: Joe.
69. Did i lie in Any of these Questions? nah
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Devious Journal Entry
6 min read
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,
and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Jacky<333
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me, outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off of my best friend.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your common sense as a memory.
You should also know that I was interviewed by Times today about our friendship.
Your everlasting enemy,
The Wil :3
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,
and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Jacky<333
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me, outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off of my best friend.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your common sense as a memory.
You should also know that I was interviewed by Times today about our friendship.
Your everlasting enemy,
The Wil :3
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Jacques Upsetting Confession....:(
6 min read
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,
and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear TheWil,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok, in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Donald Duck.
I'm sure you're coward enough to understand that i'm open.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about your cocaine abuse.
Fuck off now,
Captain Jacques Sparrow.
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,
and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear TheWil,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok, in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Donald Duck.
I'm sure you're coward enough to understand that i'm open.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about your cocaine abuse.
Fuck off now,
Captain Jacques Sparrow.
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